Sunday, 10 July 2011

Let's straighten things up a bit

Now, after reading a whole thread about ABC on ponychan.
I'm going to straighten things what you said.
I'm going to take down the whole community?
Nope. I'm afraid that's impossible.
Why do this?
Do you give an shit if bronies follow you, attempting to raid?
Nope. Not one little crumb of it. It's helping. (h4t3rs maek me famous)

And then on the other hand.
It's time to pimp my blog.
Not really. Shit at designing websites.


  1. Well, now that it turns out you aren't for real, I think we can all move on. Right, guys? Right?

  2. Lol silly, we're not raiding!

  3. I love you, I'm no hater. We're feeding the troll on purpose because we love you!

  4. You seem to be embarrassed to be trolling. Yet you made a site for it.

  5. Every brony that walks this earth. Every man, who covets the evil of the pony. Every man, Who keeps a picture of fluttershy as their background. Every man, Who applies rainbow decals to their car. Who floods the boards of 4chan. Who defiles our memes. Who brings ruin and corruption to the face of our world. Our mission is to hunt you. To crush you. To ruin you. We shall tear at the integrity of your legions, and revel in the dying agony of your evil. We shall bring disillusion to your corrupt acclaim, and laugh in the face of your idle threats. Your evil does not trepidate us. Your evil does not repel us. We shall destroy and obliterate until you are nothing but a neon stain on the face of the internet. And when the last brony is cornered, and cannot call for the assistance of its corrupt armies, When they are trapped, and are unable to brandish the blade of evil, we shall remember. Remember all the delusion you have wrought. Remember the corrupted memes. Remember the defilation of everything you have ever touched, and we will have no mercy.

    Fact!:bronies are furfags

    being a brony means you're gay

    All bronys have Assburger's Syndrome and ADHD

    the truth about bronies: They will never be socially accepted, they will always be unemployed, they will always live with their parents, and most of all, the closest thing they will get to a woman is a Rainbow Dash doll. - The sad thing about these comments is that they are all true.

    It's hard to say what exactly the brony menace is. Are they a bunch of furfags or hipster fags? Both. My Little Pony is a show about neon girly animals, this gives the furfag community a boner. Now as for why hipsters love this show it's clearly obvious. Hipsters hate what adults like, however, adults do not fully understand this brony thing and they don't understand why grown males would watch a show for little girls. Thus making My Little Pony perfect hipster bait for every possible hipster reason. Despite obviously being a bunch of closet furfags, bronies claim they are not furries and will go to great lengths to prove their point. Ironically, even though bronies claim to love and tolerate all the faces of the Internet, they constantly denounce and cast-out furries from any of their boards/discussions. []

    To any one who dont know what MPL is:

    My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is a big gay pink clusterfuck of a television show directed at little girls with the attention span of a dog with an arse full of crack. The show is also surrounded by various plastic crap in the shape of grinning flowery ponies, hand carved by the finest diseased Chinese orphans HASBRO can enslave. It was your average bullshit children's show until it gained an unnaturally large following of fat greasy basement dwellers all desperate to gain some semblance of their childhood by desperately obsessing over a children's show about magical faggot ponies. Self-labeled as the dreaded Brony, these mongoloid fucktards have created billions of unfunny image macros and a few half-arsed forced memes, vomiting it over every inch of the interbutts whilst they masturbate furiously to a small plastic figurine of Pinkie Pie.